women's rights.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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