What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Roses are red, yup.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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