Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

wenis

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Your adopted

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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