- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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