- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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