"Knock knock" Come in!

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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