I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Screw it you write the joke.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

everyone dislike this

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

the game

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

here's a joke... the american education society

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

How do you spell eight? 8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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