- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Wolfjob.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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