- Anti Joke

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick