- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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