Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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