- Anti Joke

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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