- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

being sober in a bar fight

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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