- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

I'm HIV positive.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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