- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What stops a train? A missile

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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