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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt