- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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