A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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