- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

To mama so old, she might die soon.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Take wrong turns

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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