Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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