- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Justin Beiber

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

"Knock knock" Come in!

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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