- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What is white and black and red all over.

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Obama

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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