- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

What's red, blue & green all over?

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

a chinese man pays the full price

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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