Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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