- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

A man walked into a bar owch

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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