- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

The Labour Party.

A praying mantis is very graceful

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Women's rights

Knock Knock. Not home.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

LO AND BEHOLD!

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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