What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Connor is homo

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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