roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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