On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

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