- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

You know what's funny? A well told joke

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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