Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

hard cheese

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Your gay

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...