- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

knock knock come in

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??