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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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