- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Face...tastes like chicken!

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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