A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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