- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

Please Rape William Wright

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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