- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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