what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

hey guys im gay

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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