- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Penis

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

whats black? the colour

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Oh, go away

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??