What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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