- Anti Joke

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Whats green? The color green.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.