- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Asian women drivers...

mexicans fishing

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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