- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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