Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Charlie Sheen

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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