- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Drew Knowles is gay

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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