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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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