what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Lil Wayne

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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get in the car.

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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