- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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