Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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