- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Your girlfriend.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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