- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

The Oakland Raiders

Women's rights

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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