- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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