- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Wolfjob.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

I put my baby in a microwave.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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