- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 black kids walk into school

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

how do you win a game try your best

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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