Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Penis

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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