Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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