- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Hello.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Massie is a fatass

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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