- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

What's big and long? My dick.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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