- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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