- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

you see theres this guy.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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