- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

when debbie meets downer

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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