- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

V I T A M I N C !

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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