- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What's circular and round A circle

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

How high is the sky? True or False

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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