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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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