Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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star wars kid

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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