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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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