- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??