- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

chinga tue madre Ryan

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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