- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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