- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

a chinese man pays the full price

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

How do you scare a black man? You dont

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

whats black? the colour

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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