- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

what did the man say to the other man? hey

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