- Anti Joke

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

My spelling is horrible

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme