why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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read me write me

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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