- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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