- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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