Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Women's Rights

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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