Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Women's rights

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

The Oakland Raiders

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

karn chevalier

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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