- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Robin, get in the car, please.

a skinny sumo wrestler

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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