The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Rick Perry.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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France never surrender.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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