- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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