what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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666

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Popsicles

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Your mom.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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