- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

What do you call your mother? Mom.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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